jolt

Caffiene.

by AC October 15, 2002

JOLT

A variation of the acronym YOLO meaning "Jesus Only Lived Twice" it was arised as a joke that an 11-12 year old made in attempt to make her friends laugh while at a nerd camp when hanging out with them. commonly used as a comeback to "YOLO"

Teenager 1: Aye, you wanna go smoke some weed?
Teenager 2: Nah man i ain't 'bout dat life
Teenager 1: C'mon mah nigga, YOLO
Teenager 2: Nahhhhhh, JOLT man, JOLT

by Mypseudonymisalreadybeingused November 15, 2013

jolt

when compared to most other soft drinks, ownage. When compare to Bawls, Shit.

Dude:OMG!!!1111!!!! THIS JOLT IS T3H R0XX0RZ!!!!
Guy:Try this Bawls. It ownz jolt.
Dude: *gulp gulp gulp* WOWO!!!1111!!!!11! OMG R0XX0R!!!11!!!!!!

by karri0n October 19, 2003

Jolt

The best Twitter User on the site, no one even compares to Jolt.

"Hey do you follow Jolt on twitter"

"Hell Yeah bro, better than that Nuts guy"

I'm subtweeting someone in Urban dictionary, im on some next level hating shit

by ThunderJoltTV June 30, 2022

Jolted

To be screwed over, ripped off and generally treated like dirt. Applies especially to games developers when dealing with publishers or hosted. End result of being "Jolted" is usually a loss of promised or morally or contractually obliged revenue.

We were working on this game with Jolt but they JOLTED all the players and never paid for the IP they used.

by Jolted May 23, 2009

jolt

A line of crack cocaine sufficient for a single shot - a jolt.

Oh fuck, get Jimmy to the hospital, he took ten jolts in the crapper!

by coosh September 7, 2006

jolts

Lines of cocaine.

Did you get the jolts?

by trick January 26, 2004