johns

slang term for pound of marijuana, or a very large amount of marijuana to be purchased, usually pronounced "jahns"

Grizzle: "Hey man, you still slingin'?"

Nizzle: "Hell yea man. But I'm still waitin' for john's, probably tonite I'll be good. But, it might be tomorrow. I'm not sure man."

Grizzle: (inside his head) ' Damn, It'll definetely be tomorrow.'

Grizzle: "Sweet man, hit me up when you get those johns!"

by Goudabaker July 26, 2005

Johns

Commonly used terrorist name in Saudi Arabia, originated from the massive genocide of over 100,000 men named "John", when directly translated means one who kills John, or flys a plane into his house.

Watch out for that Johns over there, he's got it out for you John!

by Billy Gates September 14, 2004

Johns

A word used to express how cool a pair of somthing, such as shoes are.

Patrick: Ayo Joe I got the new SB Dunks today
Spongebob: YO Pat!, thems Johns is AB-SO-ill!
Patrick: Hell yeah, these Johns grab me back 270 duckets

by Jat Yelsom The AB-SO-ill January 24, 2009

Johns

The last name of someone who is a procrastinator

Omg that’s Craig Johns and his granddaughter Hailey their last name is Johns so you know they procrastinate

by Life360 March 31, 2020

Johns

making up excuses for why you lost,
can also be used present tense, johning
wheres as johns ar the excuses themselves, johning is the act of making up the excuses.

"Please, no johns" - reggie
"aw come on, the game lagged, that is why i lost" - the john
"dude, stop johning" - his friend

by Sashanks September 19, 2020

Johns

Just a mf fr .or an item fr. Sometimes plural . sometimes not. Biggy cheese ahh mofo. Commonly used in sentences it doesn’t make sense in.

Friend: where yo dogs at ?
Man: idk johns be playing and whatnot

by Youeverdreamaboutanugget January 23, 2024

Johns

When your a Quinn fucking John’s victim who gets victimized by everyone he interacts with.

Peter: who is a johns?

Steve: Quinn Fucking “Johns!!

by Geeker November 29, 2024