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by Dave111 July 25, 2008
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n. 1. slang for Penis
1.Bona Fide Ride
Step Aside My Johnson
Yes I Could In The Woods Of Wisconsin.

2. That boy has got a huge Johnson.
by Gregory Rice May 31, 2005
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My johnson was so far up her pussy last night.
That MILF makes my johnson rock hard
by TerminalNig August 31, 2011
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To *do this* means to become extra-friendly with poles, due to distractions or merely having too much carvy fun
by dizimatt January 1, 2020
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Def. 1: A man's penis
Def. 2: a Surname
"Look at my Johnson!"
by LHInotShaggy February 20, 2023
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Ve cut it off.

(I say, "Ve cut off your Johnson!")

Zen ve stomp on it and sqvish it.
"I need my fucking Johnson."
"What do you need that for, Dude?"
by Memphis Jay March 7, 2008
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the name of a swag snake
"And what's his name?"
"His name's Johnson. Do you wanna hold my Johnson?"
by gh17 September 2, 2011
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