John Ritter

When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.

by POOP FOUR LIFE October 12, 2011

John Ritter

bestest person who ever died by the teeth of vicious bacon giraffes

i like john ritter cause he is cool but now he is dead and i can't feel my toes or my ham hands.

by john fritter shitter October 17, 2003

Johnitter

A sexual act when a mockney/cockney inserts the bristle end of a chimney broom in and around their bum hole while looking at a picture of Ben Fogle.

Last night I was so bored I taught myself how to johnitter.

by Gonzo91 April 6, 2021