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Jobble

The act of purposely breaking or destroying your friends house/property, using such implements as eggs, whipping cream, hockey sticks, and fire.

One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.

It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.

A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.
Hey Keith, lets bang 7 gram rocks and Jobble Tom's tonight!
by PaedophileJenkins April 7, 2011
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Jobholm Syndrome

A paradoxical psychological phenomenon in which an employee expresses empathy and has positive feelings towards their dead-end job or abusive employer, sometimes to the point of defending it or being reluctant to quit.
EMPLOYEE: “Six years ago, when nobody wanted to hire me, this place gave me a job. Now I’m having doubts about giving them my two weeks notice tomorrow.”
FRIEND: “Your company sucks and you’ve been wanting to leave them for three years.”
EMPLOYEE: “I know, but it’s really not THAT bad.”
FRIEND: “You’re suffering from Jobholm Syndrome. I promise your life will vastly improve when you don’t work for those people anymore.”
by Emarcisak02 January 26, 2012
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joble ve

an incorrect Spanish letter used by the Kirkles
Joble ve! Shave the day! Shoccer! Wah!
by Jashon K. October 1, 2003
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Jabol

Jabol means to jerk off your balls. Jabol was derived from the Filipino word “Jakol” which means to jerk off.
Rafael: “Uy Lorenzo, nagjabol ka ba?”
Joshua: “Nagjajabol ako, sali ka Wayne!”
Anne: “John, alam mo ba na nagjajabol si Gill?”
Adrian: “Ann! Wag ka pumasok diyan! Nagjajabol si Marian!”
by CCOOB August 11, 2020
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Jojolion

*you're watching a movie, and a character in the movie is trying to break a curse*
You: oh look! This is a Jojolion moment
by Ihavethedumbness June 18, 2021
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Jobelle

One of the prettiest girl you have met. One of the kindest too. A friend you can't live without. They are very smart and intelligent. Quiet at some times but a great leader. A friend you can tell about everything.
Jobelle, I have to tell you something.

person: jobelle!!!! hehe

jobelle: what?

person: nothing hehehe
by urtheonly14me December 3, 2010
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Jobonkos

That segment of of US population who, as a result of believing in Joe Biden's every word, confuse Utopia with Dystopia.
Away went the policemen, and the Jobonkos were left helplessly alone as the city and businesses burned.
by The Molly's April 29, 2021
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