Nasty alcoholic beverage that makes you want to rinse your mouth out with horse piss. It is Jack Daniels Evil Twin Brother.
Guy 1: Dude i got sooo drunk off Jack Daniels last night!
Guy 2: Nah dude, that was Jim Beam!
Guy 1: Noooo! *Head Explodes*
Guy 2: Nah dude, that was Jim Beam!
Guy 1: Noooo! *Head Explodes*
by Eric January 07, 2005
"Hey man, you going to pick up some Jack for the party tonight?"
"Nah, I'm running a bit low on cash. I'll get some Jim Beam instead"
"Poor bastard"
"Nah, I'm running a bit low on cash. I'll get some Jim Beam instead"
"Poor bastard"
by your mum yesssssssssssssssssss January 08, 2009
by grangermangogoo January 23, 2007
A night of drinking marked by pure belligerence, testosterone, rioting, rowdiness, telling your ol' lady how much she means to you,telling your best friend that you love him/her, and on some occasions crying yourself to sleep.
Buddy 1: Hey bro i heard crying coming from your room last night, did you bring some hyena home and put in her ass.
Buddy 2: No man that was me, it was a jim beam night.
Buddy 2: No man that was me, it was a jim beam night.
by Der-Fuhrer December 13, 2010
by sexy amy September 23, 2003
A martial art developed in the early twenty first century, it is used primarily to combat bar tabs at Miller's Ale house, employment, and other people wearing Affliction t-shirts. While the true origins of this discipline still remain shrouded in a form of Oriental mysticism, it is believed that it was first used on December 30th, 2006 when Tito Ortiz lost to Chuck Liddell in UFC 66. According to legend, two men went to the bar and ordered a shot of whiskey. While engaged in a heated argument over the fight one of the guys, enraged by the other patron's equally misinformed opinion, attempted a take down he learned from his free MMA lessons at the Y. The two men proceeded to writhe on the floor. Beers were spilt. Ed Hardy t-shirts were ripped. Words like "arm bar," "triangle choke" and guillotine" were thrown around with reckless abandon. Most other people thought they had gone into an epileptic seizure. It was then that Jim Bean Jutsu was born.
Did you see that guy in the fedora? Yeah, he tried to administer Jim Beam Jutsu on the bouncer. That's why he is getting placed on the gurney.
by Vinny Gugotz April 21, 2011
Pure liquid gold in a bottle. Smooth enough to be chugged, but strong enough to get you blackout drunk with cum stains on your mattress.
Guy 1: Hey could you grab me a Reds Apple Ale?
Guy 2: Stop being a pussy and take a shot of Jim Beam Apple.
Guy 2: Stop being a pussy and take a shot of Jim Beam Apple.
by Ron Swansan April 05, 2016