Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone

normally screamed when you want something. Used by stephen colbert.

'Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone, please tell me!!!!!'

by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009

Holy Sweet Jesus Shit

When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief

Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good

Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.

by The Shephard April 3, 2009

sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")

Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"

by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006

Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.

"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"

by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade September 7, 2008