J Bird

A term referring to a large joint. J represents 'Joint' whereas Bird represents "How High you will be.' This term is used primarily in the Bay Area.

"Grab some papers from the corner store so we can roll up a J Bird and get hella high."

by b2a1y3 March 8, 2009

J Bird

A terrible hockey player who gets called for multiple penalties in a single game or period and spends most of the game in the nest. A J Bird costs a hockey team the game because he is in the nest so much, but they forgive him because of their hot sister.

Can you believe that J Bird got called for intent of slashing and is getting sent to the nest.

by kwillock November 30, 2011

J Bird

a man with a J shaped penis when he becomes erect.. AKA a penis curving up instead of straight

Brian do you have a banana in your pants or are you just rockin the J BIRD

by Brian scott kohler May 17, 2009

J bird

J bird is word used to describe Lance Morgan Jayo who is on of the craziest party animals on earth with a 27inch dick he refers to as his meat sleeve

Oh my god j bird pipped my mom

by Blaster balls October 11, 2020

gay j-bird

a homosexual person in jail that likes to flirt with his male cell mates. also known as a queer prisonmate.

ryan is such a gay j-bird!

by googoobutt. November 22, 2011

J-Birding

Getting caught furiously wanking in a public toilet.

I got done for J-Birding in the strip club last night. They are suing me for indecent exposure!

by UrbanDave8 November 21, 2016

jbird

Refers to a woman who is hotter than anyone you've ever seen before.

Jen is such a jbird that she makes all the other jbirds go to shame...in fact on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 197.

by MeHereNow June 26, 2007