iCrotch

When your iPhone is in your front pocket and it rings or buzzes loudly so people around you look at your crotch.

Sticking your iPod in the front of your pants to hold while you are reaching for something.

Sticking any Apple device on or near your crotch area to hold while doing something else. Those things are expensive and you need a safe place to hold your electronics! What's more safer than your crotch? Maybe inside, but that's just gross and sticky!

"Hey, your iCrotch is ringing - aren't you going to answer it?"

"Call me again!!! I need to get my iCrotch buzz!"

by DerekJay February 3, 2010

irotic

Unexpectedly or oddly attractive in a sexual or physical way; usually possessing features that are generally thought to make one "ugly".

Brian had an irotic attraction to his English professor, an overweight woman with large, pendulous bosoms, gray hair, a very weathered face and a masucline, smoky voice.

by CotterDaly November 12, 2006

itotmsotmp

Abbreviation for "I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane" can be used for trolling

guy 1: did you get the homework?

guy 2: itotmsotmp

guy 1: what the hell did you just say?

guy 2:I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

guy 1 shuts up.

by stqism February 5, 2012

ITWOTGP

Acronym standing for "In the words of the great philosopher"
Usually used when sarcastically and affectionately quoting a mutual acquaintance

ITWOTGP "......"

by ElHalcon May 30, 2015

ItZoToM

A British dude that plays horror games for his small YouTube fanbase.

Me: Yo you seen ItZoToM’s newest video?
Friend: Who the fuck is ItZoToM?

by DaYeetGernade May 21, 2021

Irotic

Where ironic meets erotic: A wholly necessary replacement for "That's what she said," as this is an erotic statement that is nearly always ironically false.

"I'm so out of breath because I just came from downtown."
"That's irotic."

by mclayborne September 23, 2012

iTroll

Endless trolling throughout the interweb in order to patent common, public domain design elements used by various vendors and products in order to patent them, leading to petty court caes and counter litigation as made popular by Apple.

oooh - that cover flow design thing where objects move between each other like a jukebox has been using for years is cool - let's iTroll and patent it!

I know...let's iTroll numbers next week and perhaps the days of the week!

by DJ Ovengloves and Bowders September 13, 2010