Itchy Scratchies

What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.

I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.

by Vegas March 24, 2003

Itchy-Scratchy

When something is really uncomfortable or makes you feel awkward.

"That boy won't stop looking at me"

"It's giving itchy-scratchy"

by Starchild42 May 30, 2022

Itchy scratchy

My now 20 year old cousin’s old itchy ass baby blanket. (It looks the same as the one manny has)

“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”

Itchy scratchy is the reason we never visit your house

by epicinator November 05, 2022

itchy and scratchy

Nonce

wow he's such a itchy and scratchy!

by ginger m1nge June 10, 2022

Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.

“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”

by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023