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Ironman Tequila

A variation on the traditional tequila shot involving salt, tequila and lime. To do the Ironman Tequila Shot, snort a line of salt, drink a shot of tequila, and squeeze a lime in your eye. This can be followed up by a punch in the face or a kick in the junk by one of your drinking buddys.
Hey, lets do an ironman tequila
by ballsdeep4jesus August 19, 2008
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ironmongers

Blacksmiths, knifesmiths and swordmakers, using Manganes ontained in iron ore (alloy of low carbon iron trace amounts of other metel) steel 1500 BCE manufactured originaly by celtic peoples linving in Austria, Spain, and Britian had made and worked the materials as Ninetinth-century
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As the males would say thier savy ironmongers they love to love us with.
American ironmonger William Kelly (1811-1888), was the first to a converter that burnt of the excess carbon a blast of air. He constructed seven of them at his works in Eddyville, Kentucky. When he was ready to apply for the patent on his pneumatic process in 1856, however,founded that the Englishman, Henry Bessmer (1813-1898) had just been granted one for the same idea. Alth., Kelly's prior clam to the process was subsequently demonstrated, he recieved neither the recognition nor financial rewards that should have been his. Bessemere became the known inventor of the new ironmongers steel.

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My hot ironmonger need to feel the inside of ExP*****DeL*****==( )
by Wolfdg*8mys0Ul December 1, 2009
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ironman triathlon

The most intense race which usually takes all day to finish and includes in this order swimming 2.4 miles, biking 112 miles and running 26.2 miles without breaks just to get a medal, tshirt and hear your name at the finish line
Person 1: wow Morgan has been spending a lot of time running lately

Person 2: she is intense I heard she is training for the ironman triathlon in October.
by trollolrun March 16, 2017
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Ironman Challenge

A competition amongst the male populace to see who can go the longest without sexual interaction or masturbating during the time of lent. That means no masturbating, handjobs, blowjobs, penetration, or any other form of sexual interactions that could possibly result in orgasms.
"Are you in the ironman challenge?"

"Yeah I've lasted for 5 days already!"
by rsnyper February 11, 2010
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Ironman

Look over there, it's Ironman!
by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005
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Ironman Competition

A competition where 3 person teams compete to see who can finish a 30-Pack of Beer, eighth of weed, and a large pizza the fastest. The team that finishes first without puking is the champion.

Other variations of this competition include replacing pizza with other foods such as wings, hot dogs, or cheeseburgers.
hey bro, ironman competition tonight!

No way man, i yacked last time
by socollege December 7, 2009
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ironman that hoe

while having sex with a girl from behind, before you orgasm, pull out...an iron pipe(literally, an iron pipe), and as she looks behind to see whats going on, smash her in the face with it, and then blow your load in her ear(because shes fucking unconscience, who cares)
Tre and lenika are fucking. she hears some rumbling behind her and looks, only to have a lead pipe across her head. tre screams out "i just ironman that hoe"
by jdubb70 March 6, 2008
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