iranian ski goggles

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.

Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!

by Mil3Druid3 June 3, 2016

extreme ironing

The latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well pressed shirt. Invented 1997 in England, and had the first world Championships in Germany.

This guy gets bonus points for the style he showed during that Alpine section.

by Iron Awe March 24, 2004

Ironic Facial Hair

Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.

"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"

"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"

Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.

by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011

Irene

A kickass fun crazy girl with sexyy curves. Usually a gorgeous girl who easily gets her crushes to like her back. The sweetest girl you will ever meet. Is a funny, awesome friend, Super chill, Straight up Gee, Everyone wants to be her.Everyone is typically jealous of. always know what they're talking about if one were to come across you & talk crap on you. They can rip ANYONE apart physically & mentally. Be prepared to scrap if you get on their bad sides. Every guy flocks to her, but she acts like no one likes her, when reality every guy who has met her falls in love. She's like the sun, she is the sunshine to your day. Always laughing and smiling, she sings a lot and can make anyone be in a great mood. She is the best friendd that you would ever want. She will always have your back, will always be there for you even if you have lost her trust she will stand up for what she believes in. She speaks her mind. She is everything pretty and sweet smelling. If you ever meet Irene, then you are the luckiest person alive and if you are friends with her, that you'll be set for life, she always makes life a fun and adventurous place.

Dude did you hear that Irene stood up
for that girl that got hit in the face?

Shes a freaking peacemaker

by yee_118 December 16, 2011

lady irene

That she is a lord and goddess that right for every one! Everyone wants to get with her.
SHE HAS LOVE LIFE

Aphmau You are lady irene

That can't be
DANG IS THAT LADY IRENE

by Someone who loves youtube March 21, 2017

Goodnight Irene

1940's & 50's phrase used to describe an event or situation with a disastrous conclusion. Derived from the song Goodnight Irene first recorded by American blues musician Huddie 'Lead Belly' Ledbetter in 1933

"If the Bronco's don't win this round, then its goodnight Irene to the finals"

by Big Kev 83 August 23, 2012

ironicool

The level of coolness achieved by embracing an object or attitude that is deemed uncool or outdated by the masses. Striking the ironicool balance is a delicate proposition. Going overboard is quite common and frequently attempts at ironicool lead to failure when they appear to be forced or exhibit over-effort.

Not to be confused with hipsterism.

Check out that guy's "wolf howling at the moon" t-shirt. That things is crazy ironicool!

When did everyone start wearing boat shoes? I remember when they were ironicool.

by B.A.Cooper September 14, 2011