who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson

B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013

Inevitable

Something that is bound to happen

“I am Inevitable” - Thanos

by duypm May 7, 2019

Invert

A polite term used in the 1950s and early 1960s to describe a male who is sexually attracted to his fellow men. It is a term that is rarely used today.

‘Lionel’s a fantastic hairdresser - he’s just a bit of an invert, that’s all! ‘

by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023

I'm inevitable

A quote from thanos from the Avengers: Endgame. So basically, thanos claims that he is unavoidable.

Me when I'm not invited to the party but I show up anyways: "I'm inevitable"

by Ract0r May 6, 2019

Sad App Inventor

In the MIT app inventor competition students used scratch coding with expensive code while loosing to a rando with

cheaper code. Causing these app inventors to be sad.

*Snapchat story* "Missing, drunk, awake at 4 A.M. (Sad App Inventor)."

by sadappinventor September 30, 2021

ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME

A chronic condition by which the physical connections between the buttocks and head are reversed, causing fecal material to spew from the mouth. Conventional treatments include wiring the jaws shut or the prompt use of a gag ball.

ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.

Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.

President Bush displayed symptoms of Anal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome at his last interview when he spoke about his legacy.

by radfringe December 20, 2008