intoxicated chicken fucker

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!

"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

rim soft INTOXICATED

meaning "I'm sort of intoxicated" in drunk-speak

"rim soft INTOXICATED" said the drunk friend
"oh shit, not again"

by Iaccidentallydroppedmyvagina February 9, 2012

Intoxicated

A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.

Last night Bob went home with that ugly slut from the bar. He must have been pretty intoxicated.

by Genetically Modified Ego December 5, 2004

Bi-intoxicated

When a “straight” guy hooks up with other guys when he’s intoxicated, but doesn’t think he’s “gay” because of the intoxication.

“straight” guy: “I’m not gay, but I let a guy sick my sick once when I was hammered .
Other guy: No, you’re not gay -you’re bi-intoxicated.;;

by Brockinator August 1, 2022

PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated)

To be forever drunk.

Oh man, I'm still PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated) from last Friday.

by Dirtee D March 31, 2007

intoxipated

To be constipated and simultaneously inebriated.

He is so intoxipated he passed out on the toilet, beer in hand!

by jmane27 August 20, 2010

intoxified

When someone who doesn't drink wants to talk about someone who is drunk, but doesn't know that the actual word is intoxicated.

He couldn't drive me home because he was intoxified.

by Starr T. September 16, 2008