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Chair-To-Keyboard Interface

Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).

CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"

TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"

USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."

(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"

TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."

(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008
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interoperability

Technical: The capability - or functionality - of hardware or software being compatible with other versions of hardware/software or other components.
Interoperability is of great importance when developing software.
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Interfacetion

What you have for a friend that spends more than 2 hours a day on Facebook.
Dude, don't forget we have an Interfacetion for Frankie tonight!

My friend uses his phone for Facebook more than phone calls and texts, it's time for an Interfacetion!

F.A.R.E - Facebook Abuse Resistance Education
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interface

A linkage between two things. A user interface is the system of controls with which the user controls a device. Two devices are said to be interfaced when their operations are linked electronically. An interface box is often required to convert signals from one form to another
Hi, this software can not work on your computer without loading ABC programme which will work as an interface
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Loblolly interloper

Someone who is stupid/awkward and an unwanted meddler
He kept awkwardly reinserting himself into the conversation but it was clear the group identified him as nothing more than a loblolly interloper.
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interface metaphor

A design metaphor for the form of an object (experience).

A skeumorph.
An interface metaphor heralds the start of intersubjective collapse (annihilism).
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
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