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internet whores

Internet whores are women looking for for a long term relationship by posting pictures of themselves as whores on the net.There is a subspecies of whore that is into casual sex, but has too many young kids at home to go to the bar. No self esteem and a rash that will not go away is often the result of visiting a one of these skanks.
He Billy I told you to put a sock on, if you were going to bang those internet whores.
by Johny Skanked September 25, 2006
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internet whore

1.Someone who, realising that they will not be recieving attention from boys they know in real life anytime soon, posts messages such as 'Im soo horny lol!' or 'im a blond model/phsicist' in hopes of ensnaring a pale faced, acne riddled 'cyber bf'.
2. Someone who feels the need to whine in poorly spelt topics about their suburban angst to strangers over the internet. This description could also be applied to every single Dashboard Confessional fan ever.
3.Anyone who has a webcam site and Amazon wish-list and finds that their 'daily routine' consists of sitting and looking pensive in flattering poses, whilst wearing a pair of emo glasses.
1.2HOTT4U why are you such an internet whore?

2.No-one cares about your C in maths, internet whore. Why don't you take your own advice and slash your stupid wrists.
by Ihateyouallsomuch September 2, 2005
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Internet Whores

Victims of engaging in conversation with fat, undersexed nerds south of the Mason-Dixon.
"They called you Internet Whores? Girls, you should know better by now than to even look at those internet degenerates. If you make direct eye contact, they think it means you want their tiny, misshapen dicks."
by Pseudonymn November 17, 2009
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Usually a "scenester"
Also generally either
*overweight
*acne ridden
*mind numbingly stupid
Takes many many pictures to post on myspace, all of which are from above, looking down, high contrast to disguise their bad complexion
"lyke, omg, evryone l00k at my new pix!11"

"baby u are teh sexxx!!! lol"
by the honest truth August 7, 2005
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A person who frequents forums with the intent to stir up trouble and/or flirt with the general populace, usually causing fights among equally lonely and desperate nerds in need of attention as well. Commonly post misleading or outdated pictures of themselves on social networking sites to create the persona of an attractive female.
Man, Zen is such an internet whore, she'll text fuck anyone for attention.
by InternetHero October 11, 2009
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The women men who use the internet to sell bodies, sex, escort, strippers and also internet dating where persons ply the dating sites seeking to be the same..escort, gold digger, daddy candy etc...
She was only on that dating site to prostitute herself as an internet whore.
by Budd Sticky July 27, 2013
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Places on the internet that you can go and get anything you want (especially porn), but end up getting a few viruses and adwares at the same time. Kazaa is a good example.
by Mastermind122288 May 16, 2005
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