Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.

Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

by jrriojase48 February 20, 2010

INTERWEBZ

INTERWEBZ is another word for internet and internet browser if i may say : >

I haff stolen ur interwebz
U may also say interwebzzorzzz : >

by teh 1337 hax0r February 1, 2010

Teh Interwebz

Colloquial term for the Internet, used by teenagers who can type 1337 but can’t spell “the.”

FTW! N00b! You is breakin’ my flowage chattin on Teh Interwebz, innit? FOAD!

by J. D. Morden June 16, 2008

DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ

A noobish sentence which meaning is ''There are no girls on the internet''. When a person uses this sentence, he is using an excuse to tell you can't do a certain thing to girls, that the girl he is pointing is a man in disguise, or that he or she is lying.

e.x. 1

Person 1: Can't you stalk any of the other girls?
Person 2: What other girls do you mean?
Person 1: her
person 3: ....
Person 4: LIES AND SLANDER

DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ

e.x. 2

Person 1: I wanna date this girl on the internet.
Person 2: you can't
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ!

by Max M. [JET] October 10, 2008

Interwebz

A terminology used to describe the internet as a place. Mostly used by people who watch porn, with computer parts.

Rj-I will go over to your interwebz and beat the living shit out of it and eat your fucking donuts and then you will have to come to my interwebz because yours is broken. I will have to tell you to GTFO of my interwebz, you fucking faggot.

by Arhay February 1, 2008

interwebzorz

In-TER-Web-ZORZ (Noun) - A way to refer to the world wide web in "1337-Speak". Also, commonly referred to as internet, world wide web, interweb, etc...

D00d, I h@ds 2 chk mai Vit@1z On teh interwebzorz!!

by James A. Miller January 18, 2008

Interwebz

The inside of a vagina full of spiderwebs.

Christys interwebz gave me crabs.

by Cjcarl September 21, 2016