Instahate

When you instantaneously or spontaneously know you hate someone or something.

I was overcome with instahate the moment I saw my ex's newest conquest.

I instahated her the second our eyes met!

by justanotherposter March 28, 2011

Instagame

verb/noun
The game instagrammers play in order to gain more followers/likes. Common tactics include following your prey until they follow you back and then promptly unfollowing them or using hashtags such as #follow4follow and #like4like. Another example would be asking someone to follow you and then not following them back after they have followed you.

verb:
Taras: "Hey Tim, I got Carolyn to follow me."
Tim: "Careful she doesn't instagame you. Shes a beezy."

noun:
Taras: "Tim, I lost a follower!"
Tim: "Dat Instagame doe."

by Taras M December 11, 2012

instagrace

The act of taking a picture of food and posting it on social media before eating. Usually habitually, regardless if people care or not.

Chris always pauses for instagrace before eating lunch. He thinks he's a foodie but that's a $4 sandwich he's posting.

by Raid_ June 2, 2016

Instarrhea

Instant diarrhea. A violent form of diarrhea that consists of hot liquid shit ejected from the rectum within 10 minutes of eating any food containing dairy and/or grease, such as a cheeseburger or pizza.

Every time I eat at McDonald's I get instarrhea.

by Rosco Mishi Yaso June 18, 2008

Instababe

An normal individual who attracts attention as a model on instagram.

She is totally an instababe.

by raspilover June 4, 2018

INSTARAGE

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.

Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.

by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012

Instanaps

Basically when you fall asleep instantly out of knowhere

Victoria has instanaps

by Einsteins half brother August 24, 2019