instapotatoed

The act of a company/start-up being acquired and summarily shut down with the apparent goal being to acquire the talent of the instapotatoed company.

Originated from the $10M acquisition, and subsequent instant shut down, of check-in service Hot Potato by Facebook

Sam: Dude did you hear that Gowalla got instapotatoed by Facebook?

Max: Yea I lost all my check-ins... it was like I was never there and I have to start all over again =(

by gameb0y September 14, 2012

instaphoto

Also known as a Screenshot. By pressing the prt scr button, your computer will copy your current image. Then go into a program, such as paint, and paste the image. Now just save it and you have your instaphoto!

Dude look at my Minesweeper time in this instaphoto!

by Nathan Hulsey November 7, 2006

instahot

The second you get into a car after it's been sitting in the hot sun for hours and your clothes, jewelry, and everything on you heats up in the worst way.

Man, I barely got in the car and I'm already instahot! I'm sweating, gross..

by TFS August 18, 2005

Instapornography

sending and receiving of porn pics and videos on instagram

'i kinda guessed what Larraine's post was all about' 'what?' 'instapornography'

by colt ace July 29, 2017

instapose

Purposefully arranging a lifestyle in photographs to portray a predetermined aesthetic.

Derived from Instagram, where a persons life isn't always what it seems.

her instapose didn't look very real.
his dinner picture looks like it was instaposed.

by michael scott hertzberg January 24, 2018

Instapated

Horny, wanting sexual activity

Everytime I see her, I become instapated.

by By the mouth of babes June 7, 2018

instapost

Publication made at the moment, and can be either a photo or a normal publication, as long as it is done at the exact moment that the occasion is happening.

Look, this actor just did an "instapost" about his new movie.
I like your "instapost" about your book.
How intriguing his "instapost" about that new movie

by MKSavior June 22, 2018