instantiate

A word a pompous blow-hard uses repeatedly to undermind
his employees and validate his self worth. Also known to
be used by those with Erectile Dysfunction and those
hiding a small penis.

We need to instantiate the D.A.L.C. for our scenario of the C.R.M.

by Accredited Computer Institute May 22, 2006

Instantaneous

Refers to being insane and spontaneous

My friend is not insane nor is he spontaneous he is instantaneous

by Insane_s.a October 29, 2018

instantaneous

That which occurs within the immeasurable time span of 1 instant. So quick you can’t even hear it.

K-“That’s crazy, the wood caught fire really quick”
E-“yeah, once the flame hit, it was instantaneous”

by k & e July 7, 2022

Instantware

Software or service that was vibe-coded in less than a day but looks impressively polished and trustworthy — the coding equivalent of instant fame.

Example: "Check out this dashboard I made — total instantware, took me one coffee break but it looks like a real product."

by yardensachs February 26, 2026

Instantaneous Verticality

When a function is continuous but has an undefined derivative.

That right there is instantaneous Verticality!

by Marett's Definitions Writer October 28, 2025