Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.

Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"

by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014

installationship

The intense relationship one has when an app is first installed.

Mitch: Jim! I just downloaded this app! It's so good, I can't stop playing it in class.

Jim: cool story

*later*

Jim: Mitch, stop playing that game it sucks

Mitch: I think it's an installationship

by JJLyon September 7, 2013

Situational Installationist

When a visual artist comes into an environment that they want to change, they work with what's in the situation and install their works based on what will enhance the space rather than ignoring where it is and just building from scratch.

The artist described himself as a designer, programmer and situational installationist, the later of which being a term he made up.

by abefrohman March 8, 2022

installing a projector

Having sexual intercourse with a man.

“Yo John I heard you were installing a projector last night , how’s your asshole feeling?”

by Ihaveligmaandilikedick March 8, 2019

instacation

Short trip, unusual one-off experience, mini-vacation. The more novel and adventurous the better.

Steve and Frank took an instacation to Hawaii to see the lava flowing into the ocean.

by travel junkie January 4, 2012

instapation

when someone walks into a public bathroom while u taking a shit and u immediately block up out of fear

Brad: Did you manage to go?
Janet: No I couldn’t, some lady was in there and I couldn’t go, I was like right in the middle too
Brad: ah, instapation, eh?

by buttholemggee June 20, 2016

instalationship

When you love someone and are dating but aren't really dating.

Synonym: fuck buddies
Antonym: strangers

brook is cristians girlfriend...but Cristian has an instalationship with Caitlin.

by Khrizstarr January 29, 2014