instabook

1. Slang used by the elderly for popular photo sharing website Instagram
2. The posting of a picture on instagram

1. Whatcha doing? you instabooking?
2. that's a nice photo you should instabook that

by Greyham June 15, 2013

Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.

John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"

by Jack Salot December 29, 2013

Instamom

A female, usually a whackjob with low self-esteem, that can't refrain from posting photos of her goofy kid on Instagram. Photos are usually painfully mundane, but held in high regard by the Instamom.

"Did you see all the lame pics that Nancy posted on Instagram of her kid brushing his teeth? She is the worst Instamom ever. Get me off this planet."

by India Najones March 11, 2020

Instabone

1) A word for a phenomonally hot male

2)A word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.

3)A comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.

Holy crap look at that instabone!

Todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)

by Michael Carrier July 27, 2004

Instabibble

The part of instagram with stupid, inappropriate, teenage photos

Instabibble - selfies, duckfaces, half naked bathroom pictures

by strawberryseaturtle March 6, 2014

instacomfy

When you lay down and you're instantly comfy

When I laid down on my new mattress I was instacomfy

by Tamsta October 11, 2017

Instaboost

A collaborative space where brand curation and longevity triumphs. Making the complex digital world a little more simplified.

" i want to work at Instaboost Media."

by disco99 May 4, 2021