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insectoid

A thing that looks slighty like an insect, except for a few minor differences, like hands or robotic parts, stuff like that.
Arg! that giant insectoid thing bit my legs off! ow.
by DaBlarg December 9, 2008
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Ineptocracy

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
Ex.1 Fred: "Hey TJ did you know that the U.S. is now ran by a Ineptocracy?"
TJ: "No I didn't know that because I don't have to work for a living I just get free money to spend from the government. Its not my money so why can't I spend it on anything I want?"

Ex.2 Rick: "Do you know what I am sick of Mark?"
Mark: "What's that?"
Rick: "I'm sick of being taxed so much, it just goes to the people who don't deserve it and who haven't worked for it!"
Mark: "That's robbery, except its legal!"
Rick: "I KNOW! If I wanted to help someone I would donate it to charity and not have it legally robbed from me."
Mark: "I'm going to get my flag that says don't tread on me and protest!"
Rick: "Lets do it!"
by One_Epic_Guy August 1, 2012
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Self Insert

A band, involved in psychotherapy and careful coaxing of reality, located out of central florida
Self Insert takes you to a new level and steals your identity
by wetandstink August 25, 2021
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[InsertAnyFirstName]

"The most beautiful, cute, cuddly, sexy, courageous, badass, smart, funny, exciting, super-duper, special, unique person around. InsertAnyFirstName has sex like a psychopathic, horny chimpanzee high on ecstasy, but is also there for you when you are dying inside and just need someone to hug." Basically, the best person ever whose name you add to urbandictionary because you're so fond of them.

But don't be fooled, this really isn't a valid system for voicing admiration because for every single first name you can think of, there is a description on urbandictionary saying that that particular individual is the best. While InsertAnyFirstName supposedly holds every possible good quality a person can possess, it doesn't really matter because the majority of people reading the description of InsertAnyFirstName don't give a shit at all. Since everybody who has a first name has a description on urbandictionary, that obviously means that there is a flagrant amount of insincerity going on and that most people disagree over who really is the "best." Moreover, said descriptions are often strewn with the most atrocious grammatical mistakes ever to occur in humanity's history, thus making the comments even more stupid to those reading them:
Girl: Bordinakonquo is the most amaaaazing guy evar!!!! He is a gigntic freake in bed and is always their wen u need sumone to litsen!!!!! All hsi broz bow to him wen he wlks in th rooom. And most of al, he's th mostt loveable man aliev!!!

Other Girl: Really? That sounds exactly like the description I saw the other day for InsertAnyFirstName!...*compares names* It is the same!! You're an insincere, stupid bitch!
by jokerman15 October 21, 2011
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inception vu

A feeling of having previously experienced a feeling of having previously experienced something - deja vu within deja vu.
I have the strangest feeling I've had the strangest feeling I've had this feeling before - I must be experiencing inception vu!
by positive hearts September 6, 2011
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Inception Horn

The horn featured in the original score for the Christopher Nolan film Inception, composed by Zack Hemsey. The horn takes the form of a mammoth trombone backed up by heavy percussion (often repeated multiple times for maximum results of 'Inceptionation') that is played at intervals throughout the course of the composed piece of music to create a more than dramatic atmosphere, giving the characters a valiant amount of purpose.

Side effects of frequent exposure to the Inception Horn may include "the dream collapsing", "checking your totem" and everything happening in slow motion.
Leonardo Dicaprio: "This was not part of the plan!"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: "The dream's collapsing!"
Inception Horn: "BWAAAAOORRRRRRRR."
Member of Audience: "OHHHH BOYYYYYY"
by NoWhay October 20, 2010
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Insexting

To send a sexual text message, or explicit picture of ones-self to a member of your immediate family.
Kid: hey mom look at my dick! (then picture)
Mom: Stop insexting me your father might catch us!
by 1011010101293 October 28, 2010
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