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Inglip

A deity shrouded in mystery, who speaks to humans through two word utterances called CAPTCHAs. Though most of his messages are far beyond human comprehension, when the Dark Lord speaks, humans must follow his every word, or else. His existence was discovered when a member of the online community at Reddit, was presented with the CAPTCHA "Inglip Summoned"
Person A: Should I download this torrent? Lets Ask Inglip
*Opens up a Captcha*
CAPTCHA: Inglip Commands
Person A: I must do as the dark lord commands.
by MostHumbleGropaga January 11, 2011
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No Hablo Ingles

It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.
Annoying Untrustworthy Friend: "Will you lend me ten quid"

Sensible Reply: "No hablo Ingles!!"
by Rainbow x February 15, 2010
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Inglewood Jack

A maneveur used in hockey fights developed by youth hockey coach Jules Winnfield which involves grabbing the opposing player's jersey over his head and repeatedly punching him in the stomach.

The name comes from Jules' hometown, Inglewood, CA.
Did you hear about Dean McAmmond? He got Inglewood Jacked and is now out for the rest of the season.
by Defiled May 10, 2005
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Inglewood Jack

A hockey fighting technique taught by Jules Winnfield, that involves pulling another player's jersey over his head from behind, simultaneously blinding the player and forcing him to bend forward at the waist, then punching the player with uppercut punches to the head, shoulders, and chest.
Named for Inglewood, California, a city with a 'rough' reputation, where Jules Winnfield lived. Also the the city where portions of Boyz N Da Hood and Training Day were filmed.
"Oh shit, Brashear is giving Brookbank the Inglewood Jack."
by Tomahawk Jackson February 6, 2013
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Percy Ingle

London slang for something you really like, most commonly used in relation to music. It basically translates as 'personal favourite' and seems to have arisen in relation to a small London chain of shops called 'Percy Ingle'.
"I'm loving this tune. It's a percy ingle."
by Badga T August 9, 2009
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INLY

Person 1: Hey baby, I love you!
Person 2: Don't talk to me, inly...
by shane_y June 6, 2020
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ingl

ingl is an abbreviation for the phrase "I'm not gunna lie"
Melody says: "ingl that guy over there is so hot, go over and speak to him valerie!"
by vky123123 December 9, 2010
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