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Ingle Mingiti
Considered by many to be something of a god among mere mortals, Ingle Mingiti was perhaps the greatest person ever to come out of southern Syria in the early 16th century. Born of Irish and Inca bloodlines, Mingiti was truly a sight to behold. It was widely rumored that he could shove a mandolin up a goat's ass without even breaking a sweat, but this was only a small example of his power.
In 1523, he set sail to Spain aboard his schooner, the Kazaa. Upon arrival, Mingiti mustered up a group of 4 Spaniards and one Portugal man, and set out for the New World. During the long journey westward, the Spaniards began to go crazy, and begged Mingiti if they could eat the Portugal man. "Nay", said Mingiti, and so it was. The Spaniards were permitted to merely chew on the Portugal man, but not to consume any part of him, and so they did. Eventually, they arrived at what would someday nearly become known as the Mormon nation of Deseret. The party explored this strange new land, but were soon attacked by a bear, which disrupted their trek, and scattered the group across the continent.
The Europeans were eventually all killed, either by Indians or baseball midgets, but Ingle Mingiti lived on. It is said that during his travels, he found the fountain of youth in Denver, and lives to this day, working as a 7-11 cashier in Toronto.
In 1523, he set sail to Spain aboard his schooner, the Kazaa. Upon arrival, Mingiti mustered up a group of 4 Spaniards and one Portugal man, and set out for the New World. During the long journey westward, the Spaniards began to go crazy, and begged Mingiti if they could eat the Portugal man. "Nay", said Mingiti, and so it was. The Spaniards were permitted to merely chew on the Portugal man, but not to consume any part of him, and so they did. Eventually, they arrived at what would someday nearly become known as the Mormon nation of Deseret. The party explored this strange new land, but were soon attacked by a bear, which disrupted their trek, and scattered the group across the continent.
The Europeans were eventually all killed, either by Indians or baseball midgets, but Ingle Mingiti lived on. It is said that during his travels, he found the fountain of youth in Denver, and lives to this day, working as a 7-11 cashier in Toronto.
Ingle Mingiti was truly a great man, and will be remembered forever for never giving up in the face of adversity.
Ingle Mingiti by Rastablowtorch February 26, 2006
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Ingle Tingle
Christofer Drew Ingle (NeverShoutNever) is addicting. However too much Ingle can make you sick. This disease is called the Ingle Tingle.
Side effects may include:
1. listening to his music for over 4 hours a day
2. singing along very loudly and badly
3. dreaming about him
4. LOVING HIM TO THE POINT YOU WANT TO DIE IF YOU DON'T MEET HIM
Side effects may include:
1. listening to his music for over 4 hours a day
2. singing along very loudly and badly
3. dreaming about him
4. LOVING HIM TO THE POINT YOU WANT TO DIE IF YOU DON'T MEET HIM
person 1: "hey where's kelly? last i knew she was listening to NeverShoutNever"
person 2: "i heard she has the Ingle Tingle"
person 2: "i heard she has the Ingle Tingle"
Ingle Tingle by oh heyyyy(: September 5, 2011
ingle-ing
Putting emphasis on the "G" sound in every word that ends in "ing" as in the (gu) in "gut" or "gun" for example- SMO-KING-GUH instead of smoking, SMO-KING
I was chill-ING in a park-ING gararage and fuck-ING try-ING to make my mind up on what we were go-ING to be do-ING tonight, it was frustrate-ING. Remember to emphasize the "G" sound. Funny as hell and hard to do when stoned! I pissed my pants a little while ingle-ing
ingle-ing by deebizzle79 April 28, 2009
Ingle durt
Ingle durt is the best thing ever its super amazing and great. Worshiped by those in the religion ingleia
Ingle durt by HeatherNikkii March 16, 2022
Percy Ingle
London slang for something you really like, most commonly used in relation to music. It basically translates as 'personal favourite' and seems to have arisen in relation to a small London chain of shops called 'Percy Ingle'.
Percy Ingle by Badga T August 9, 2009