Reverse Home Invasion

The act of luring someone to your own house or apartment under false pretenses for a robbery or other criminal purposes.

A tactic usually used by drug dealers and prostitutes so the victim is less likely to come forward and to have better control over the situation as opposed to a regular home invasion where someone may have weapons etc.

1: Bro, i answered a craigslist ad for casual sex with this woman and when i showed up at her house 4 dudes jumped me and stole all my shit.
2: Damn bro, hit you with the reverse home invasion huh?

by zerogroup November 9, 2018

Iraq Invasion

When a guy promises to pull out because he doesn't have a condom, but instead goes halfway, screams "PSYCH!", punches the girl in the face and drops his load.

Jane didn't want to get pregnant, but unfortunately her Halliburton contractor boyfriend Mike decided to go for an Iraq invasion.

by Niles Ward December 9, 2008

Invasion of privacy

While trying to take a dump, somone walks in on you

i hate that

by Name unknown January 2, 2004

home invasion

To get robbed at gun point in your own home

Yo, I just got home invasioned last night..they tied me up in a knot, and took every damn thing that I got.

by Steve-Rob September 9, 2006

mars invasion

when a friend is fucking a girl, 5 friends jump out of the nearst closet and invade as many holes as they can. ears, nose, bellybutton, and etc.

"we were waiting in the closet when, tony gave the sign and we all went in for the mars invasion"

by ellwood big wood May 9, 2010

North Face Invasion

When a large number of people wear The North Face jackets in a given area. This is also, but not limited to, other products of The North Face.

Robert: Hey Josh, look at all those people over there wearing The North Face jackets.
Josh: Yeah, it's like a North Face invasion.

by Josh1015 December 14, 2008

pocket invasion

The practice of infiltrating the pockets of people around by placing your hand inside of them. This works well with chest pockets on dress and collar shirts.

I inserted my hand into his pocket, and he was upset, for his pocket had been invaded.

by Joshua Sanstrum April 25, 2005