Intextication

Sending text messages while intoxicated.

"Dude, your level of intextication was AMAZING last night! I could barely understand half of the messages you sent me!"

by Mad Ange September 15, 2008

intexticated

Result of texting on your cellphone while driving.

Oh shit! That guy's intexticated! He gonna run right into that telephone pole!

by Klite49 August 24, 2012

intexticated

An addiction to text at all times, like driving, getting ready for work, at work, to family. Etc.

John was intexticated while driving which made him unable to pay attention to the road and was texting instead.

by TRESSIE LEE CAPOZZELLI April 08, 2019

intexticated

Driving while focusing on a text message.

Man-Crap I wrecked my car.
Police-No regard for the road only your social life.Looks like we have another one who was intexticated.

by The Biz March 09, 2012

intexticated

The art of text messaging while intoxicated, usually at bars or parties.

Dude, sorry what I said last night, but I was really intexticated.

by Eric66 December 02, 2007

intexticated

When someone becomes completely deaf to reality while texting on their phone.

Guy: What do you want to eat tonight
Girl: *no answer*
Guy: Oh yeah, I forgot, you're intexticated when you pick up that phone

by yoMomma420 June 02, 2010

Intextion

in-text-tion : in'tekst sh un

noun
1. a thing or feeling intended via text messaging; commonly received with misunderstanding due to the inability to discern emotion, vocal pitch, or sarcastic nature.

She was pissed at Tom when he texted -U R crazy. lol C U l8tr beotch- what the hell does that mean. Tom was joking, and his intextion was good, but she still left him.

by Deroc October 20, 2008