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Impossible Firehose

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl
After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.
by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007
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Beyond the Impossible

Can you say ridiculous? Well, when you finally decide that being awesome just isn't enough, you go Beyond the Impossible.

Simply put, going beyond the impossible is when one decides to, say, make a giant robot several hundred thousand light years tall. Yes, I am referencing Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

This can also apply to going Gatling guns akimbo, playing "Sweet Child of Mine" with one's teeth, and even a functional, simultaneous One Man Band.

Of fucking course.
"Oh how stupid of me. That was the sound of chainsaw Nunchucks."

Beyond the impossible indeed.
by A Terrible Driver August 14, 2009
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imposserous

when something is very difficult; impossible. derives from the wizard of ozz
could i love my girlfriend any more? imposserous

it is imposserous for charlie sheen to lose
by dinoc June 7, 2011
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Impossibru

An Engrish phrase often used as an exclamation of surprise when something impossibru is made possibru.
" *reaction to "2 girls 1 cup*
IMPOSSIBRU!!! "

"It's over 9000?!?

IMPOSSIBRU!!! "
by weasel.belette June 9, 2011
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position impossible

whilst a female and a male are having sex (with the male on top)the female swiftly gets the male into an armpit head lock and then grabs his thighs and lifts his body so that he is vertical, then holds his legs and spreads his butt cheeks and holds him in position, then suddenly a 3rd male that has been hiding attached to the sealing drops down in a tuxedo with a rope around his waist, and aims for the first males anus then he cuts the rope and makes an escape out of the window before the first male has had time to comprehend what has just happened to him.
lisa told joey the next day when he was unable to sit properly that he had recieved a position impossible
by Mumah Dahad May 2, 2007
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impossibullshit

noun : impossible and bullshit in 1 word to label something/person
1: That was impossibullshit
2: You are impossibullshit
by justin shin December 21, 2004
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