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I'm So Bored 

Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.
Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.

I'm so fucking bored 

I'm so fucking bored that I looked up "I'm so fucking bored," and found someone else as fucking bored as I am.

I'm so fucking bored 

A four word phrase typed into google search when one finds they have nothing to do and has had nothing to do for a long period of time. I'm so fucking bored is more commonly searched by teenager, specifically males who are out of things to do during the months of summer vacation.
You: "I'M SO FUCKING BORED"
Google: I'm sorry there are no search results for "i'm so fucking bored". Did you mean "I want to shoot myself"?

I'm so fucking bored 

Being so bored that you've got nothing else to do in this world so you come on here some reason
Person: I'm so fucking bored that I cant think of this shit
Urban Dictionary: GET "I'm so fucking bored" ON A MUG

I'm so fucking bored. 

When you're so bored you do things like add words to urbandictionary. Fuck.
"I'm so fucking bored." i'm so fucking bored

I'm so freakin bored 

You too?... I feel your pain

Just looking up random shit cuz your bored as fuck
I'm so freakin bored