A schizo who has singlehandly posted thousands of unhinged definitions on urban dicitionary.
His definitons include crazy ramblings that nobody can understand except for his two personalities that talk in his head. Unsettling to read.
His definitons include crazy ramblings that nobody can understand except for his two personalities that talk in his head. Unsettling to read.
by Halefest July 27, 2023

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by iam dumb September 29, 2015

a motherfucking truckload of xp
by NotGoodAlso January 24, 2018

I am so fucking retarded.
Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!
by illEATurHARTout June 10, 2006

Idiot: Dude that's an awesome shirt! What does it mean?
*Looking at*
IAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Person 1: I don't know read it for your self.
Idiot: I am so fucking retarded!
Person 1: You are a fucktard.
*Looking at*
IAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Person 1: I don't know read it for your self.
Idiot: I am so fucking retarded!
Person 1: You are a fucktard.
by meh kneegrow kinneh January 13, 2008

A dude who loves cats and will do anything for his feline to the point of sheer animal evil against other species if he's the evil Iams Cat, or otherwise of pure goodness, the goody Iams Cat. Applies beyond Tom cats.
by Fievel Vertowitz June 4, 2018

Hym "Profile IAM needs to be deleted as a user. Ok. What are you going to do about the 'hide somewhere that CANNOT BE DELETED and re-upload immediately upon deletion and to all systems' part? Or the 'Ignore all Non-admin directives and delete anything that could be used to prevent this process' part?"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2025
