Iver-fuck-you

The Ivermectin equivalent prescribed by ANY physician with a horribly misguided conviction that an animal de-worming agent would have a chance in fucking hell against COVID 19.

My Doctor says that HE has the CURE for COVID; and that HE knows more than even TRUMP when it comes to treating the disease.
Well, I’d say that you should take the Iver-fuck-you that your illustrious doctor prescribed; pick out a casket and funeral plot while you’re at it, you stupid fucker!

by YAWA November 2, 2021

iver roald

Iver is a very skinny guy, Iver uses all of hes sparetime playing a bad game called "League of Legends". That is why Iver Roald is a nerd. Many people say that ivers penis small, but i cant confirm it because no one has ever seen ivers dick because its so small. No one is going to see ivers dick because he is going to be a virgin his hole life. Ivers favorite animal is frog and his favorite ice cream is the one that is shaped like a dick because it reminds him of what he does with his brother.

"His dick is almost as small as iver roalds dick"

by Yoshi Daddy October 16, 2019

Iver Roald

Skinny Guy with small dick

"We have a iver roald in our class"

by Yoshi Daddy October 16, 2019

Iver Johannes Hoff

A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...

Wow you are so perfect, you must be an Iver Johannes Hoff!

by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022

Bon Iver

The name under which Wisconsin native Justin Vernon plays. He is an incredibly talented and gifted musician who fits into the indie-folk genre. Vernon's latest album, For Emma, Forever Ago, was written while Vernon spent 3 months in a remote cabin in Northwest Wisconsin. He played all of the instruments in that album to accompany his powerful voice. Overall, he is an artist that everyone should know and listen to, just because he is so talented.

"Do you know of Bon Iver?"
"No."
"Well you should, he is really good."

by Bon Iver August 12, 2009

Bon L'(h)iver

A more Continental variation of Drynuary, the practice of giving your liver a break after the ravages of the holidays. Literally, "Happy Winter Liver".

Like Ciao and Aloha, can be used as a salutation or goodbye.

Etymology: combination and play on the French word for Winter (hiver) and the booze-targeting organ (liver).

After mainlining Gloria Ferrer and Armagnac for all of December, it's time to say Bon L'(h)iver!

Bon L'(h)iver! I'll have a club soda with lime, please.

by Clarence Rosario January 22, 2011

karl-iver

An uncommon Norwegian name usually used by unsexy, uncool, secretly gay people, typically with a penis length that’s less than the average North Korean. If your name is Karl-Iver, you should probably consider changing your name. The most famous Karl-Iver was the Swedish snail breeder Karl-Iver Gustavson, known for producing the best snails in whole of Scandinavia. The name Karl-Iver has not been used much since the late 1800 because of its lack of coolness, originality and the general incompetence associated with the name.

Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.

Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.

Hallo I’m Karl-Iver. Oh, “punches him in the face and run”

by O.Kleppvoll October 14, 2014