by jenestra February 4, 2010
The most hardcore soldiers in the US Army. They work the longest hours and make the most money. They are the most honest people in the military and will provide your worthless sack of shit son or daughter with a paycheck and a career. Sure you may gain weight, but while the rest of the Army has thier happy asses up at the crack of dawn, you are still asleep. When you do finally get up, you jump in your government car and ride to your air conditioned office.
by Hard Core Recruiter August 27, 2008
The best person in the world. They teach you right from wrong and don't ever give up on you. They tell and show you how much they care. Come to find out they will become one of the most important people in your life.
Sgt turtles: just because I'm your recruiter doesn't mean that I won't care. you're my soldier and I'm not going to let you fail. EVER. I LIKE TURTLES!
by Turtle gang December 1, 2016
1. A pussy ass bitch in my beloved U.S. Marine Corps.
2. Recruit on P.I. or S.D. "trying" to Become Marine.
3. Some other dick that isnt in the Armed Forces.
2. Recruit on P.I. or S.D. "trying" to Become Marine.
3. Some other dick that isnt in the Armed Forces.
These damn recruits keep landing on my island and quitting!!
Start shooting some failures!
Ohhrraah! Semper Fidelis
Start shooting some failures!
Ohhrraah! Semper Fidelis
by jmasterjermzx October 31, 2007
Faggit; one who seeks enjoyment (consisting primarily of long nights of chronic masturbation) by ruining the lives of 17 year olds; An extreme optomist, talking only of the brightest sides of the armed forces (i.e. College money that you won't have time to use and traveling (which means traveling to other countries to work long hours that would normally be illegal in the U.S.); Syn. Fag, Faggit, Tranny, Booty Juice Drinker, Deep throat representative.
by King Kupp September 2, 2008
When someone is on easy mode. Life is easy, everything goes their way, and nothing is there to stop them.
by Chimachima December 23, 2017
An individual who walks the casino floor(e.g. Las Vegas) and lures guys to strip clubs in the area, by promising free drinks. Also can be applied to hookers that sit with you at a Vegas bar and offer their services.
"This Cock Recruiter stopped me last night on the Casino floor and said that all my friends are going for drinks to strip clubs, offered me 2 drinks and a drive to a slew of different titty bars. Tonight, this hooker sat down near me in a bar and said she was a social worker and would take care of me with her special social skills... What a Cock Recruiter!!!"
by Impayler. July 15, 2013