Until it happens to you

THIS was already happening to me. THIS is all I care about. Yet you expected me to care about your dead kids and your various "isms" and "phobias"

Hym "And until it happens to you, you won't care. And when it does, I still will."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

The day it happens

The long awaited day when Donald Trump will die.

“We are all going to play ‘No one Mourns The Wicked’ the day it happens.”

by Nmixxbestvocals April 8, 2025

I hate it when that happens

A phrase often used to sound empathetic when in most cases the scenario being discussed is too unique for the other person to have possibly gone through the same situation.

Person #1: Dude you won't believe this, but I saw Jeremy on my flight! I have never seen someone I know at the airport let alone on my plane!
Person #2 Yah, I hate it when that happens.
Person #1: What?!

by The Empress of the Universe June 16, 2011

Hate it when that happens

Yeah, hate it when that happens. Don't you???!!!1

<two people talking about something (possibly computer related)>
Me: "Yeah, hate it when that happens!"
Them: "Just piss off, you dribbling spastic!"

by Josherick #3 January 29, 2005

I hate it when that happens

The act of getting your pubes stuck under your helm.

Jamie has a short penis and long pubes and thus had a case of 'I hate it when that happens'.

by Matt G June 7, 2004

Make it Happen

To do something and complete it. Usually under extreme circumstances.

you have two days to build this house from scratch. Make it happen girl.

by donnie chan December 14, 2008

it happened to a friend of mine

The phrase that people use when saying a ridiculously embarrassing story about something that happened to to them. To save themselves from total humiliation they say "it happened to a friend of mine".

George: God, I am so embarrassed, I can't believe Stacy found out I was cheating with her.

Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.

George: huh?

Bill: It happened to a friend of mine...

by Sieffy April 5, 2013