iplooping

the act of accidentally dropping ones cellular/mobile device in the toilet, the distinctive noise an iphone makes upon contact with a shallow and small body of water, the tight feeling in ones chest upon realizing a costly mistake, a mobile mishap,

She just went up stairs to powder her nose and ended up iplooping, poor dear, that's the third time this year!

by HAKALUGGEE September 16, 2011

iPlod

Trigger-happy internet police.

Joe got busted by the iPlod when he uploaded videos of his kids' Nativity Play on Facebook.

by Shatterface March 29, 2010

iPlod

The kind of modern digital mobile phone-style radio (with earpiece) the police in the UK use these days. "Plod" is a slang term used for British cops

The cop turned away for a moment: he was listening to something on his iPlod

by richnfamous February 1, 2009

iplod

an insulting term for any type of apple music device

dillon's an apple whore and got an iplod with "dillon murray master of the universe" laser engraved on it

by Brad Slocum May 13, 2005