Sneezus Interruptus

Feeling the urge to sneeze but having it go away, therefore causing frustration and a vague sense of dissatisfaction.

I could feel a good sneeze coming on when Mark's loud fart startled me, causing a sneezus interruptus.

by JShizzzzle January 26, 2011

fappus interruptus

Noun: A sex act in which a male starts fapping (masturbating) to internet porn only to be interrupted by his cunty wife coming back unexpectedly soon from the shopping mall. When this occurs, the male must quickly shut down the porn site, pull up his pants, and make it look like he was researching do-it-yourself home renovation projects on some girly home improvement website. Similar to coitus interruptus but refers to only male solo sex acts.

Robert: I was in the middle of jerking off to big titty porn when my stupid wife came back too early from the mall.

Dan: Haha! Fappus interruptus! Did you get caught?

Robert: Nah, I pulled up my pants and browsed to some gay Martha Stewart endorsed home improvement website.

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

POTUS Interruptus

an American president who has a tendency to pull out of deals and accords. Originally used by Fox News to describe President Trump after he decided to pull out of the Iran deal and talks with North Korea.

He's POTUS Interruptus - he'll pull out of anything! The Iran deal, the Paris Climate Accord, the TPP, you name it!

by rajikkumar June 9, 2018

Alcoholis Interuptis

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.

Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010

interbuttz

The global communication network that allows almost all compooterbuttz worldwide to connect and exchange information.

I hate a slow interbuttz!

by mirfatna October 27, 2009

interbutts

n., a series of tubes

I'm looking at UD on the interbutts!

by J-Neeners February 1, 2009

Intercepting

the art of excitedly returning to your email inbox after receiving a notification about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the publisher deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.

We did a lot of intercepting at Amrit's house last night!

by pujneet November 2, 2010