What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know ow the spartan prayer and are addicted to personal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Interface Of A User (Consumer Electronics)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Interface Of A User (Consumer Electronics)...
by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025
Get the Interface Of A User (Consumer Electronics)... mug.1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.
2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.
2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.
Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.
"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."
"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."
by Insubious December 9, 2008
Get the Chair to keyboard interface error mug.Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008
Get the Chair-To-Keyboard Interface mug.Often used to describe the way a programmer's face looks after little or no sleep over a prolonged period of time.
Can also be used to descibe a programmer's face after spending more than 5 days inside, in front of a computer.
Programmer's Interface usually includes:
- Dark circles around the eyes
- Bloodshot eyes
- Pale skin
- Stubble (if male)
Can also be used to descibe a programmer's face after spending more than 5 days inside, in front of a computer.
Programmer's Interface usually includes:
- Dark circles around the eyes
- Bloodshot eyes
- Pale skin
- Stubble (if male)
Programmer 1: Hey man, you look rough today.
Programmer 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Programmer's Interface going on today.
Programmer 1: Been up for a few days programming again?
Programmer 2: Yeah. Pretty much.
Programmer 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Programmer's Interface going on today.
Programmer 1: Been up for a few days programming again?
Programmer 2: Yeah. Pretty much.
by Jabdennel July 30, 2011
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Get the Direct Brain Interface mug.The look of a program to have the most basic and needed functions to represent the meant purpose of the program.
1) ht(z)tp://w(z)ww.spa(z)rtanui.c(z)om/
2) htt(z)p://goo(z)glesys(z)tem.blo(z)gspot.c(z)om/2006/08/realplayer-spartan-version.ht(z)ml
3) Foobar2000 (Windows) an audio player with spartan interface but lots of components and an almost fanatical focus on audio quality. ht(z)tp://ww(z)w.foob(z)ar2000.o(z)rg/ (from LAME MP3 encoder's website.)
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"Omg that interface is so Spartan!"
2) htt(z)p://goo(z)glesys(z)tem.blo(z)gspot.c(z)om/2006/08/realplayer-spartan-version.ht(z)ml
3) Foobar2000 (Windows) an audio player with spartan interface but lots of components and an almost fanatical focus on audio quality. ht(z)tp://ww(z)w.foob(z)ar2000.o(z)rg/ (from LAME MP3 encoder's website.)
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"Omg that interface is so Spartan!"
by Alex1022 September 28, 2009
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As contrasted to ui/o (user-interface object (user input-output)).
Synthetic very-large-scale-integration chip design which sublimates programming objects into five attributive references: cyclical, bi-directional, non-linear contra-referential, radially-referential, and meta (self)-referential.
Synthetic processor in which a functional language becomes its own parser (homoiconic languages lack a distinction between data and code).
Precursor to computable entanglement (computable energy reference).
As contrasted to ui/o (user-interface object (user input-output)).
Synthetic very-large-scale-integration chip design which sublimates programming objects into five attributive references: cyclical, bi-directional, non-linear contra-referential, radially-referential, and meta (self)-referential.
Synthetic processor in which a functional language becomes its own parser (homoiconic languages lack a distinction between data and code).
Precursor to computable entanglement (computable energy reference).
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