straight kid who moans in class

this kid is secretly gay and enjoys saying "your mom" and "mmmm daddy harder"

straight kid who moans in class: "nghh daddy faster"
everyone else: 'that kid is gay'

by anonymous January 25, 2022

im bored in class

ok then ima tell you the story of hallownest. a long long time ago in a world of bugs, a enormous creature called a wyrm died. but this death was more like a transformation, cause from inside the wyrm, a bug emerged. he had the ability to grant minds to the savage bugs, making them conscious like us. they treated the wyrm like a god, many would call him the pale king. however as the pale kings kingdom known as hallownest expanded, they found that they weren't the only sentient bugs. to the east, they found a lush green area rules by a being known as unn. unn had created its own kingdom, but has grown weaker over time, and the pale king took his kingdom with ease, and made it part of a path to the heart of his kingdom, called greenpath. just below greenpath was the fungal wastes, inhabited by the mushrooms and mantises. the mushrooms had a shared mind, and accepted the pale king, deeming his abilities(such a foresight) a shield from the dangers of the future. the mantises weren't as receptive to pale king, but struck a deal with hallownest. in exchange for their independence, the amntises would keep the beasts of deepnest just west of them at bay. to the north of hallownest was a tribe of moths who worshipped a being known as the radiance. the moths would bask in the radiances light, but when the pale king came along, they decided to bask in the pale kings light instead, completely forgeting about the radiance and leaving her to die. to be continued...

ill be back probs when im bored in class

by Xan1235 October 20, 2021

listen in class

Code word for "masturbating". Best used to ask someone who doesn't know what it means to get a funny answer.

Person: do you listen in class?
Unsuspecting victim: why yes, i listen in class everyday, especially to Mr. Herpderp.

by piggyninjas August 3, 2012

Heesu in Class 2

Fluff perfection, if u want to read it please read it on Lezhin Comics to support the author , also the are physical copies of this manhwa in Amazon. PLease read it it's so beautiful u are not going to regret this. love u stay safe drink water and dont forget to wear a mask bby <3.

example 1:
person 1 : Hey have u read Heesu in Class 2?
person 2: no, should i read it?
person 1: yes read it in Lezhin Comics it just cost 3 coins to suport the author

person 2: but i heard that this website 🥭🚦 I can read it free
person 1 no, if u are reading there u are reading on a illegal website
person 2: ok bestie I'm going to read legal

READ IN LEGAL PAGES PLEASE SUPPORT THE AUTHORS

example 2:
Heesu in Class 2 is fluff perfection read it.

by apples 🧃 February 27, 2021

Paying attention in class

the act of ignoring your teacher, doodling, being on facebook, or otherwise being an irresponsible student, dooming yourself to an F on the test

Dude, I should have been paying attention in class, then I wouldn't be living on the streets

by Katy Bug January 29, 2009

1st in class

Students who receive the highest academic ranking, often Indians and Chinese students (i.e. Akshay, Xanin)

Person 1: Yo nigga wtf! Did you see what Akshay got on the test! Omfg! How?
Person 2: Yo what did he get? 99?
Person 1: No, nigga! He's Akshay. He got 102.

Person 2: Oh shit, he's totally getting 1st in class.
Person 1: More like 1st in ass. All the hoes will be after him.
Person 2: They already are, nigga. Just look at him. He already got all the thots.
Person 1: Oh shit, Allison and Marie talking to him. I need to get tutoring from that massive dickman in order to squeeze Allison's fucking huge ass.
Person 2: Yo nigga, back when I was 1st in class, me and Marie was fucking everyday. It was great, but no 1st=small penis=no Marie and no Allison
Person 1: Damn. I need Allison's ass. Ill go scoop those titties rn.
Person 2: Only Akshay gets to do that because he's 1st in class.

by LogangKobGetsAss December 20, 2017

inattentive in class

John Mak loves to say this. if you you drink water, you inattentive in class. if you go to toilet, you inattentive in class. if you are octopus, you inattentive in class.

student A:idk how to do this homework, teach me!!!

student B: ohhhhhh you inattentive in class omfg

by fat tam-tam October 27, 2020