Color Me Impressed

A sarcastic response for when someone says something that they are extremely proud of but which is, in reality, really stupid.

Evee: Omg today I had a bagel for breakfast!!!!!!!
Elbie: Color me impressed.

by LB Catz December 3, 2013

not impressed

well it basically is you give up being the coolest guy in town(cause you go out and the babes are on you like shit on a stick) to go boarding and then it dosen't happen

Gibbs had a night of tang planned and he forfited the evening so he could go boarding the next day. to his dismay boarding did not occur.

by sell out January 31, 2004

Not impressed

Not moist about it . Like okay , yawnn !

I was not drowning about shit I was obviously not impressed .

by HarryP.Ness July 17, 2019

Color Me Impressed

When you are being dumb and somebody really sarcastically points it out

Me: Hey Kelsey, we landed safely, but we will try our best not to survive flight #2!
Kelsey: Color me impressed!

by Calebseaman97 May 3, 2019

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023

impressified

The combination of the word "Impressed" and "Terrified"

Trevor: Did you hear about Ders with one match only, managed to burn down an entire Church while he was naked and tripping on acid during an afternoon service yesterday. Evan: "Fuck really? Wow man, i'm impressified!"

by nqm January 15, 2017

to impress jodie foster

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.

Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."

by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008