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Oh Squanto! You're such an iilf!
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IOILF

Inanimate Object I'd Like To Fuck

An object i.e. Album, Movie, Video game, ect. you think is so awesome you would like to to have intercourse with it.
Person 1: Hey have you heard The Holly Springs Disaster album Motion Sickness Love
Person 2: Yeah it's such a IOILF
by Ava100 February 4, 2010
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IILF

IILF (noun)

-definition: Indian I'd Like to Fuck

-definition proper:
A woman of Indian descent that I would rather enjoy having a physical relationship with for a few minutes or substantially longer (not to exceed 3 hours).

phonetic sp: "ILL-LL-PFHFF"

origination:of english origin (San Jose/Silicon Valley); 21st century - circa 2011;
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usage:

Danny! Danny!
Is that the IILF train I hear ?
Why, Yes it is!
Better hurry up!
You do not want to miss it!
by 77worldwide January 25, 2011
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Imilshipping

n. A term sometimes used in the fanfiction community by fans of the game Golden Sun to describe a romantic relationship between the non-player character (NPC) Alex and the playable character Mia.

People who support this pairing are called Imilshippers.
I can't stand Imilshipping, Alex is such a jerk, no way he deserves Mia!!@

Ya but if you look at their backstory its actually really sweet...
by jae June 19, 2006
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Inilfsheated

The act of knowing where you are and when you are.
Man i am so inilfsheated right now, iam in jons house at 2 am.
by Ry Diddy January 20, 2005
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iMill

Someone on the apple treadmill of endlessly buying apple products that they dont need on the basis that they think it is uncool.
"Did you see all those people queuing up on the iMilll?"
(On seeing a queue outside an apple store)
by azurro October 21, 2010
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iGilf

When you're really lonely and you can't even get a grandma to fuck you... sometimes you gots to give her an iPod to get her whore herself out.

For more explanation see: www.spartantailgate.com
Even though SparTodd is one of the most pathetic posters on tRCMB, he actually got some poon, which is more than Blanch can say. Who cares if he had to give that GILF an iPod in exchange for sex, at least he got to fuck that iGilf!
by Natron the Spartan September 8, 2008
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