For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT
by 11williams11 April 5, 2021
Get the Jim crackcorn I EYE phone mug.It suggests they are trying to slide in your dms, so people will say i like your phone case to start a conversation with you And then decide that they want to play hard to get and leave you on read.
Daisy: Hey, I like your phone case!
Y/N: Thanks, i got it from __ , wanna grab a drink sometime
Daisy: Oh thanks but i’m busy.
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Y/N: Thanks, i got it from __ , wanna grab a drink sometime
Daisy: Oh thanks but i’m busy.
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by Yank33CandleUpMy4ss July 10, 2020
Get the i like your phone case mug.Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.
by mr. pseudonym12345 December 12, 2013
Get the can i borrow your phone charger? mug.'There's a bug glitches on my phone and it's crashed it, it won't turn on anymore I need a new one'
- I crashed my phone- is where a phone had crashed by a glitch
- I crashed my phone- is where a phone had crashed by a glitch
by Hello my name is try May 31, 2015
Get the I crashed my phone mug.When a guy you like who says he is single but really has a wife/girl friend, disappear for days without notice.
by qu33n617 May 5, 2020
Get the i lost my phone mug.Internet slang for when an iPhone humorously autocorrects a text message, see also All Your Base Are Belong to Us
by TaxMan73 May 28, 2025
Get the It not I’d my phone hates mug.I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
by Autohaulic August 9, 2008
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