Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

by 11williams11 April 5, 2021

i like your phone case

It suggests they are trying to slide in your dms, so people will say i like your phone case to start a conversation with you And then decide that they want to play hard to get and leave you on read.

Daisy: Hey, I like your phone case!
Y/N: Thanks, i got it from __ , wanna grab a drink sometime
Daisy: Oh thanks but i’m busy.
seen 10.49pm

by Yank33CandleUpMy4ss July 10, 2020

can i borrow your phone charger?

What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.

Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.

by mr. pseudonym12345 December 12, 2013

I crashed my phone

I've accidentally broken my phone by putting a glitch/ bug on it

'There's a bug glitches on my phone and it's crashed it, it won't turn on anymore I need a new one'

- I crashed my phone- is where a phone had crashed by a glitch

by Hello my name is try May 31, 2015

i lost my phone

When a guy you like who says he is single but really has a wife/girl friend, disappear for days without notice.

I Lost my phone, was returned today.

by qu33n617 May 5, 2020

It not I’d my phone hates

Internet slang for when an iPhone humorously autocorrects a text message, see also All Your Base Are Belong to Us

Dang sorry for that text "It not I’d my phone hates"

by TaxMan73 May 28, 2025

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008