I kid you not

A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm

After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!

by Brex1477 April 11, 2022

I kid, you not

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

when i was a kid

The phrase every story telling youtuber uses.

often started with "so"

"when i was a kid, i would..."

"so when i was a kid, we would..."

by prupi December 14, 2019

i like kids, just nine year olds

something pewdiepie said to get more subs and it's currently working as of 12/20/18

i like kids, just nine year olds and i go to war with them

by pyoodeepai December 20, 2018

I heard most kids

Phrase of sarcasm used to indicate feelings of disagreement or doubt with the actions of another.

I heard most kids listen to Lisa Loeb.

by Skone82 March 7, 2009

I Like trains kid

the prediction of a cursed child with a messed up brain and all he says is i like trains he smushed his wife at his wedding

women :0

I Like train kid :l i like trains kid

bam get smushed

by i like trains deal with it November 30, 2020

Honey I shrunk the kids

A movie from 1989 about four kids who got turn to pea size. They find a way to get home overnight through different barriers ahead(bees, mud, and a lawn mower). They prove that one of their fathers machine works. It’s full of romance, comedy, fantasy, and drama. It’s also the reason why I can’t eat Cheerios.

When people ask for my favorite movie, I tell them it’s Honey I shrunk the kids.

by Bawston69 October 15, 2019