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what if i told you a story

Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.
Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION

*a eternity later*

Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.
by mxxxx72 December 26, 2016
mugGet the what if i told you a storymug.

I told you I was hardcore

When your friends do not believe that you have done something crazy. When you prove them wrong, you have to say, I told you I was hardcore.
Man, I got it up the ass without any lube, I told you I was hardcore.
by Wishful Thinker April 8, 2004
mugGet the I told you I was hardcoremug.

PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO

When that bitch you hate annoys you and you need a way to tell them to back off.
by Isabella the real queen May 24, 2018
mugGet the PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NOmug.
"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.
@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.
by Hj7p-eg August 19, 2018
mugGet the I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.mug.

I told you soooooo!

by plato! February 3, 2024
mugGet the I told you soooooo!mug.

Wu. It works. I told you it would.

Wu. It works. I told you it would.
Wu. It works. I told you it would.
by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023
mugGet the Wu. It works. I told you it would.mug.
YOU. I DO NOT TAKE HINTS. THAT IS HOW TAKING A POSITION WORKS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT GOING TO DO.
Hym "I told YOU to do it shit-lib! So no! I'm not going to pay you to sit there and watch me while my rights are being violated. YOU do it. Scoop the shit out of your brain. Let me I that little meat Gundam of yours because YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DOING IT RIGHT. Holding up a little sign isn't doing anything. YOU doing the bare minimum IS NOT ME DOING THE BARE MINIMUM. YOU ARE NOT ME.
by Hym Iam March 6, 2025
mugGet the I told YOU to do it shit-libmug.

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