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A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.
To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.
by Monkey's Dad November 19, 2020
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i never wash this

Poo guy: see my penis?
JOKE GUY: yeah?
Poo guy: i never wash this!
by mike the coolest May 8, 2004
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I never asked

Usually used when someone says something stupid or asks you a dumb question you said I never asked
Jose: Look there's a bird
Jisele: I never asked
by Itsthisgirl October 6, 2016
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I NEVER MISS

A phrase that was created by that god awful film Daredevil,
however this has now been a source of amusement for 10's of people all over the world.
Can also be used for other actions... not neccessarily missing.. i.e (I NEVER READ CALL NOTES!)
Jamie: Jim there must be something that you will never ever do?
Jim: There is one thing... but I don't know if I should let you.
Jamie: What is it?
Jim: I... I... I NEVER MISS!
by James Alcock December 31, 2012
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i never really spoke to him

Exact words zayn malik quoted after he left the band (larry is real and louis tops end of conversation) about the sweetest human(who once tripped over a dog and apologised to it) and killed 33% of the fandom
Directioner 1:we've come so far
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"

To
" i never really spoke to him"
by Louis tops May 16, 2019
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I Never Loved You, Im Sorry

Something somebody will say when they are in a relationship with somebody they never loved, they may have felt pressured to accept a confession or we're just trying to play with somebody's feelings and felt bad about it later.
Peerson 1) I never loved you, im sorry
Person 2) ...
by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022
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I never ever said that

A word you use when you can't help yourself but tell the person to stop talking because A. you never said anything
or B. It didn't matter
How was your day?
Davin: It was good, also someone did something bad
What was that? Someone did something bad?
Davin: UGH!! I never ever said that
by 3dworld52 March 3, 2023
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