I don't know

what student's always say when they don't study
Teacher: Billy, what do students always say when they don't study?
Billy: I don't know
Teacher: That's right!!!
by maureen lewis April 21, 2004
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i don't know

something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER.
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place
NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?!
ME: i don't know.

LISA: where'd you get that haze from?
ME: i don't know.

AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!?
ME: i don't know.

LISA: is that a mexican in your room?
ME: i don't know.
by ilikethatpanda June 15, 2010
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I don't know

A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop.
"So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?"
"I don't know."
"OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?"
"I don't know."
"OK, NEXT!"
by stevie September 15, 2003
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I don't know

The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!
Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.
by Steve Monty June 18, 2007
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I Don't Know

The answer you get from about every 6 year old...
Mom : Johnny apples or bannanas?

Johnny : I don't know!
by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 12, 2020
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I don't know

What's 2+2?
I don't know.

Are you gay?
I don't know.

Wanna have sex?
I don't know.

Ching Chong Egg Roll?
I don't know.

You like Urban Dictionary?
I don't know.

Why do you keep saying I don't know?
I don't know.
by DaroachSX April 4, 2009
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I don't know if

A passive aggressive way to avoid actually asking a question directly.

Also: A passive aggressive technique to make an assertion, give direction, make a suggestion.
I don't know if you're going to take out the trash. It's in the garage.

I don't know if you like your shoes with that outfit.

I don't know if you wanted that chicken sauce on your shirt.
by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017
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