ask me if I care

used when you want someone to stop annoying you

- yesterday night's game was awesome
- ask me if I care

by pitfromparis July 22, 2007

For all I care

A phrase usually followed by an especially negative statement. It expresses that the speaker would have no sympathy if the said statement occurred.

Guy 1: Yeah, Oprah is the best daytime show on television
Guy 2: Oprah can burn in a ditch filled with hungry pumas for all I care

by Jaiikke August 27, 2008

Why should I care

When you totally don’t care

Why should I care

by Elagss May 6, 2020

Not That I care...

A commonly used expression that often shows that the person does in fact care...
Used before or after a sentance that the speaker 'does not care about' (but actually does)
expresses some anger, jelousy, frustration

'Not That I care... but, why were you talking to that stupid bitch' OR
'Oh my god, did you see that 'zooey' has the exact same dress as me... Not That I care... or anything...'

by cook7 June 13, 2009

Act like I care

A statement that shows genuine disinterest in a topic.

P1: "You're shit"

P2: "act like I care"

by qwexkzy August 25, 2021

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

oh-say-do-i-care?

a fobr boardie, who always rants on the fobr boards, she always puts up stalk lists, and irritates many boardies... she also has many threads in which she tells the boardies to do something, and expects people to actually care

oh-say-do-i-care?: so, how are you guys today?

oh-say-do-i-care?: fine, dont post then, i guess i'll be leaving...

other boardies: STFU

by ALEXIS :D January 19, 2009