I'm going to sleep

When the person you're talking to or texting really does NOT want to talk to or text you.
It has to be late at night, otherwise it would make no sense whatsoever.

John: What's up?
Victoria: Not much, I'm going to sleep.

by EbearV1.0 November 26, 2014

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i'm going to cum

Said during sex or masturbation to make it clear that you are going to orgasm.

"Oh god babe, I'm going to cum again. Harder, harder! Don't hold back, pound into my tight pussy hard and fast!" She demand while rubbing her clit faster.

by plovingthesound January 04, 2016

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i'm going to bed

You're going to lie in the bed on your phone until you fall sleep

Girl: I said "goodnight I'm going to bed" like an hour ago but I'm still just here laying in bed on instagram

by itsjustcarmen July 07, 2014

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I'm going to Joes

A phrase used when your friends bail out , or do not want to associate with you. So instead you find some hell hole to go to and waste your time there instead. Also can be used when something your working on does not work out right. The word Joes comes after a run down shit hole bar in Reading Pa, that contains nothing but trash.

Lindsey: Can you pick me up tonight to go to the bar.
Mike: No!
Lindsey: Fine I'm going to joes.

Alex: I can't get the car started.
Travis: Is it a Dead Battery?
Alex: Yes, I'm going to joes.

by Intergalactic November 26, 2014

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