I'm Your Tuna Fish Sandwich

From the blues classic - slang for sexual availability.

"Free tonight?"
"I'm your tuna fish sandwich."

"I'm your tuna fish sandwich, spoon me on your bread.
I'm your tuna sandwich baby, best to eat in bed."

by Monkey's Dad February 20, 2023

I'm your huckleberry

19th century slang which was popularized more recently by the movie Tombstone. Means "I'm the man you're looking for". Nowdays it's usually used as a response to a threat or challenge, as in the movie.

"Who thinks they can beat me?"
"I'm your huckleberry."

by Xcott October 7, 2006

I'm Your Huckleberry

The etymology of the phrase is traced back to Aurthurian Lore. Huckleberry Garlands were said to be given to Knights of the Kingdom for coming to the service of a damsel. They would approach the lady, lower their lance, and receive the small branch as a symbol of gratitude; much like a medal.
Therefore, "I'm Your Huckleberry" literally means "I'm your Hero."
In current adaptaions, in reference to the movie Tombstone, it means "I'm your man." as an affirmative response to a challenge.

"

RINGO:

Wretched slugs, don't any of you

Have the guts to play for blood?

O.S. VOICE:

I'm your huckleberry.

Ringo turns. Doc stands there, smiling that Cheshire cat

smile.

DOC

That's just my game.
"
Taken form the offical script from the movie Tombstone.

"No one can beat me in COD 1 on 1"
"I'm your Huckleberry."

by EeT_MeeL September 20, 2012

I'm your dad

A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.

Steve: "Yo' mama blows so hard she started Hurricane Katrina tryin' to put out the candles on her birthday cake."
Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."
Derek: "All right."
Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."
Tony: "Diggity damn..."
Derek: "Oh yeah?"
Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"
Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."
Derek: "Well I'm your dad."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team."
Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."

by Nick D September 9, 2005

i'm your face

laughable expression by malaysian punks who tried to pick my pocket and got caught.
i'm sure they meant "i'm in your face"
my boots were the only thing in their face.

world traveler: wow isnt kuala lumpur nice.
idiots: I'M YOUR FACE! GIVE THE MONEY!
world traveler: (kicks their asses)

by paytoilet February 26, 2010

I'M your daddy

The obvious answer to the question, "Who's your daddy?"

MARVIN: "WHO'S yor daddy ?!"
UD USER #40923.3: "Son, I always meant to tell you, I'M YOUR DADDY."

NANCY: "WHO'S ya daddy.(?)
UD USER #35013.6: Baby, I'M YO DADDY. Lemme show you the family jewels.

BOBBY KNIGHT: "Hoosier daddy!"
MENTAL WARD ORDERLY: "Alright Mr. Knight, here's your medication. I need you to keep your outbursts under control. Now, let's all have a good Knight." (under breath:) "I'M Y'DADDY and don't you forget it!"

by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006

I’m your huckleberry

A phrase commonly used in the south and made famous by Val Kilmer when he played doc holiday in the movie tombstone. Meaning “I’m the right man for the job” or “I’m the man you are looking for.

Doc stepped out into the sunlight and flicked his cigarette, “I’m your huckleberry,” he said tapping his holstered pistol.

“You are going to learn not to mess with me,” meghan said to clint, “cause I’m your huckleberry.”

by MamaNasty May 22, 2022