hipstercrite

A person who hates on so-called hipsters while actually being a hipster himself.

Evan: Why doesn't Ty like Arcade Fire if he likes The Hold Steady? Are they too hipster for him?

Drake: He likes them all. He's just a hipstercrite.

by The B-Rex August 2, 2010

Hypstercrit

adjective

Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.

John - "Look what Dave's wearing, he's just given up, he looks like someone's uncle, I'll never end up like that!"

Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"

by MajorEyeswater September 10, 2014

hypercrite

Someone that holds others to multiple mutually exclusive standards.

My mom didn't want me to date boys, so I didn't. Then she was mad I was dating girls. If that wasn't bad enough, now she's mad that I'm thirty and unmarried. What a hypercrite.

by Kwiila November 19, 2022

Hipstercrite

Someone who claims not to be a hipster, mocks others for being hipsters, but is in fact themselves a hipster. This usually applies to all hipsters as it a very rare hipster indeed that will admit to being a hipster.

After Bob rolled his eyes at the entire menagerie of kids at the bar, he then proceeded to order a PBR, thus confirming my suspicion that he is a total hipstercrite.

by Shanetrain3000 March 19, 2013

hipstercrite

someone who accuses you of being a hipster, while clearly being a hipster themselves.

as per levi douglas jacobs, OG oakland hipster and bona-fide hipstercrite

twitter.com/ShitLeviSays

by sweet molasses June 14, 2014

Hipstercritical

Criticizing or dismissing something 'mainstream' to sound cool and hip

Hipstercrite: The hunger games is so lame, it's pretty much battle royale (has never seen battle royale, overheard this)

Person: Stop being so hipstercritical man

by ReginaFalange September 5, 2013

Hipstercrite

Referring to a person who is both a Hipster and a Hypocrite.

Rob is a Hipster and a Hypocrite. What a Hipstercrite!

by sje0123 May 20, 2008