Maury HoBitch

A portmanteau of Maury Povich with the words Ho and Bitch. A woman with a litter of illegitimate children from different men,(usually fat and black,but also trashy white,a few hispanic, but NEVER asian), that has no idea in the world who her baby's fathers may be because she has been inseminated more times than her memory allows her to remember. An utterly insatiable nymphomanic. She is usually dirt poor and uneducated and is know in her hometown as the neighborhood slut, whore, hood-rat, hoochie, ho, etc.. She always claims to be 100% positive that a certain man is her babies father just so she can get more welfare money and child support,but she knows in her mind that there is a 1 in 10 chance at best.
From the Maury Povich Show.

Jamal: "Yo Dee! Hook me up with your cousin Shawneeq. Babe girl be lookin good!"

Dee: "You sure about that! She gots like 10 kids from different dads, and I think she's pregnant."

Jamal: "I didn't know she was such a Maury HoBitch! But still lemme get her number. She can't get pregnant twice!

by alstin January 6, 2010

hebitch

1. Unappreciative male
2. Male who enjoys the pleasures of screwing over others

'You ungrateful he-bitch'

by Ya Mum March 12, 2003

Habitch

N. a person that causes a grievance or disservice by doing something in a habitual manor

V. the act of causing a grievance or disservice by doing something habitually

" Dude she locked me out of the house again, she knows i don't take keys to the garbage... She's such a habitch!"

"he habitched out and started smoking again."

by Aaron-Core May 14, 2008

Hobitch

A bitch that is also a hoe. Someone that has been acting pussy lately.

You's a hobitch, son. Step up the plate instead of talking.

by ~Smoqe~ November 26, 2002

hebitch

a man who enjoys taking the role of a woman in sexual situations.

Sucking cock or taking cock up his ass.

by Randi Panties September 24, 2003

habitchual

1. A behavioral pattern that's a bitch to break.

2. A relationship that's hard to end.

1. I can't go a day without texting. It's habitchual.

2. This relationship is so on again off again. It's habitchual.

by bigblue2 February 12, 2013

HeyBitch

Walking up to someone and stain “HeyBitch”

Abby:HeyBitch
Patricia: heyyyy

by Ana12342345;) April 24, 2019