hugglefuck

A kinder, more gentler version of a tacklefuck.

/me hugglefucks bliggy!!!!11one

by elfpower October 7, 2004

Hustle Fuck

The act of aggressively reframing any casual conversation, personal story, or human emotion into a potential business idea, side hustle, or monetization opportunity.

Often begins with phrases like “Hear me out,” “There’s a market for this,” or “This could scale.”

Example:

“I told Deep Singh that my dog died and within 30 seconds he hustle fucked it into a newsletter.”

by manlikedeep January 31, 2026

Huddlefuckle

The act of hugging, cuddling, fucking and giggling with someone all at the same time.

"Are you and Tony going out?"
"No, we are going to stay home and Huddlefuckle"

by CourtneyIsDone July 9, 2017

Hufflefuck

When your girlfriend takes the sorting hat quiz, gets hufflepuff, and you fuck her.

Ima Ravenclaw but ima hufflefuck the shit outta you!

by mankid6 March 29, 2021

humplefuck

A special person who’s so utterly shot out they could screw up a wet dream.

The hillbilly got so drunk he’s doing the humplefuck hillside mating call!

by Backwoods442 August 5, 2021

Hufflefuck

What you call a terrible harry potter fan.

“You hufflefucks better stop being jerks or so help me god”

by DragonHeart6641 May 3, 2025